Overheard at the Chuck-A-Rama
Man: I forgot how cool this place is.
Woman: I know. We just love it here.
Man: Last time we were here we saw L. Tom Perry. It was so neat. The boys got to meet him and it was just a neat experience.
Woman: Did he have body guards with him.
Man: I didn't see any.
Me: Is L. Tom Perry in the First Presidency? Aren't they the only ones with body guards?
Faith: I don't fucking know. I though God was their protector.
Adele Live at the Tabernacle, London →
I’ve been listening to this off and on today and falling madly in love with this woman.
Brett: When I'm drunk what am I know as?
Group: Balls out Brett!
Ryan: I think the cable is out.
Jeremiah: oh really that's weird.
Ryan: I know.
Jeremiah: Wait I think I know a trick. Can I use your computer? *uses computer to pay cable bill*
Ryan: It's working now.
Jeremiah: Tah Dah!
I don’t like Sundance. Not even a little. I hope that we can all still be friends after this.
The Only Fault If I could have one wish If I could have some say I’d...– Rachael Yamagata
You take it wherever you can. Because one day you’ll be standing in front...– Words of Wisdom from Cousin Jeff